HI I'M ANN

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks?
Lindsey: vaccuums
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Lindsey: black holes
Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
Lindsey: lava?
 like funniest joke ever guys

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

hommos:

wait what happened to lindsay lohan’s twin she had one i saw it on parent trap

 *at school*
person: you look sad what's wrong?
me: i don't like you that's what's wrong.

sebastianthedog:

one night two parents went out for dinner

a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room

the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue

when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers

thatlolblog:

This is a post of birds who look like they’re yelling.

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Thank you that is all.

Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
People: What if they’re gay?
Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?

bootyaficionado:

HAHAHAHA

When someone reblogs the same post but not from me.

lickmeniam:

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hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but here’s my number

so call me beep me if you wanna reach me